(this will be a senseless ramble)

I blame Beyonce. Even though, technically, Shaffer wrote the song, but if Beyonce hadn’t said it, females wouldn’t think it was cute.

“I can have another you in a minute. Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute.”

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hol’ up, wayment, King B. Because you just told these hood rat females that it’s cool to kick out one lying, cheating, mooching, can’t even afford his own car but has the nerve to call YOU a fool ass nigga, and then go wait for another one.

Tell me how that makes any sense.

And don’t tell me that it’s just a song and I’m taking it too seriously, because we ALL know some lonely female who lives her entire life based on what Beyonce said. We all know her. ALL of us.

And don’t tell me that it’s a song and she had to say that to make that song flow. ‘Cause she didn’t. She could’ve very easily said: “I can have another man in a minute. Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute.” It flows no better or worse than the actual lyric, and it paints a picture of a female with some dignity.

Beyonce got ahold of Sean Carter and forgot females were listening to her. And I bet when it comes down to fighting time she DOES NOT tell Sean Carter she could find another him in a minute. Where at, B? Where?

The problem is, now it’s become an epidemic. People say stupid, hood rat shit, that could be significantly less stupid hood rat shit if you just changed a few words around. Take my friend Jessie for instance:

“I’m badder than all these wack bitches combined.”

OF COURSE YOU ARE. THEY’RE WACK BITCHES. If you can’t be badder than a multitude of wack bitches, you need to call it a day. Go home. Take a seat. Something. Saying that you’re badder than a wack bitch, saying you’re badder than a HUNDRED wack bitches is NOT a compliment, boo boo. Give that shit a break, please. You should not be thinking any higher of yourself because you’re badder than a wack bitch. Be badder than a BAD bitch. Try that shit on for size.

Once again, this entire statement could make sense, if you trade the word wack for “other”. Oh, you badder then them other bitches? Go ‘head then, Jessie.

But Beyonce got females heads messed up. It’s ok to go from one bad thing to ANOTHER bad thing, as long as you’ve still got something. It’s ok to rejoice in being slightly badder than bitches that aren’t bad at all. No. No. I feel like Obama yelling at the candidates right now.

Mrs. Carter. There are people who believe you just gave birth to the second coming of Hip Hop Jesus, or Lucifer, depending on who you ask. It’s safe to say that you’re a role model.

TEACH THESE WOMEN BETTER!