A couple days ago, whilst praying Nick Cannon died from kidney failure, I remembered this movie. When he died, I figured it’d be socially acceptable to watch it. In his memory, y’know.

Unfortunately, it’s looking like this niggas gonna be fine, so I’m watching it anyway. 

Why did we ever let him near Zoe Saldana? Like, I can’t even call Takers a low point in her career anymore, ‘cause she got Michael Ealy in that movie at least.

And we don’t even need to talk about Michael Ealy, do we?