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But STFU. Really.
Dear you: it’s really hard for me to be friends with you, because I’m pretty much always trying to figure out a) if I could steal you from your girl and b) whether it’d even be worth it to try. I’m fairly certain I couldn’t take you from her, which is why I haven’t tried. It’d ruin the friendship, and I can’t go cold turkey off you.
Dear you: you are a damned annoying individual. You’re nowhere near as smart as you think you are. You’re condescending and arrogant and rude, and you’ve placed yourself on this pedastle that you don’t even deserve. Sometimes, I want to help you see the error of your ways. Other times, I see you on that high horse and I wish you’d fall off and snap your fucking neck.
Dear you: I hope you understand that I consider you a very close friend. I understand you, on a level that sometimes scares the shit out of me, but also makes me feel so much less alone. I hope one day, I’ll be in a place where I can do the same for you.
k, that’s it for now.
I mean, I see both sides. Sometimes I want to do that shit too. But all they’re doing is grossing niggas out, and for what? They don’t feel better, so what was the point?& BAM, bitches and their bloody vaginas. Must we? I mean, I understand. The shit sucks. But is it necessary for it to be on the Internet? No. No, ladies, it’s not. Get your shit together.
I know, and these bitches wonder why they can’t keep a man and stay alone…
& BAM, bitches and their bloody vaginas. Must we? I mean, I understand. The shit sucks. But is it necessary for it to be on the Internet? No. No, ladies, it’s not. Get your shit together.
oh… that’s right. ummm… in my world its called “still gotta f*cking go to work tomorrow”
Is the not quite as stupid people. The ones who aren’t smart enough to realize they’re stupid, but are smart enough that other stupid people think they’re smart. Cus then it goes to their heads and they start running around phrasing their simple ass thoughts as poetically as possible, and everybody’s “OMG that makes so much sense!” and I’m looking around like…….what?
My computer has suffered an untimely death, so now I’m borrowing other peoples’. It sucks. But I’m here for now! Shouts to the four of you who realized I was missing =]